We’re not into fake, in any form, unless for amusement. (Like wigs, plastic hats, or music parodies.)
We live in less than 600 sq ft and love the way it makes us appreciate.
We got engaged six months after we started dating and married three months later;
afterward we went out for a burger and a movie in our wedding garb.
We were young and didn’t know who we were when we got married, but we were confident in who we’d become together.
We like mustaches; they are the new form of “mullet hunting.”
If our work were in a grocery store, it would be organic, all natural, antibiotic free, and taste like chocolate-covered rainbows.
Mary’s “death bed” family secret is that she’s descended from Irish gypsies from Bohemia;
too bad she doesn’t have a sweet accent like Brad Pitt in Snatch.
We are deep, spirited souls but we don’t “essence you” with our thoughtful gazes while caressing our chins.
We have cats and spoon with them, although Joel is allergic.